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'The Watch' May Be Unwatchable

A group of funny guys attempt to make a funny movie that has really bad timing and may be unwatchable.

 
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'The Watch' May Be Unwatchable
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Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade join forces in a neighborhood to fight off an alien invasion in The Watch.

The Watch has a crippling identity problem. This movie desperately wants to be Ghostbusters, where funny actors confront supernatural happenings, but it never happens. It settles on below-the-belt potty humor that's just not that funny.

The film skews to a young male audience, just in case you're wondering. There is, however, only so much one can take when it comes to blasting aliens and trading jokes relating to testicles of various species…I mean really? This is comedy?

Some will conclude that The Watch is destined for failure. The film had to change its title from Neighborhood Watch to The Watch after the tragic death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin in an altercation with neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a week before The Watch opens, a lunatic opens fire in a Colorado movie theater, making it difficult to belly laugh at currently insensitive jokes about gunplay, shootouts and campaigns to stop the senseless murders in our suburban communites. Plus, the film is just not that good. So the Flick-O-Meter gives The Watch a two out of five.

In comedy, timing is everything, and, sadly, this film has no such thing.

Let me know what you think. Head to my Facebook page. It's called TheBrettside, and click Like.

Dinner: McDonald's

You may want to eat a Happy Meal in case this movie doesn't make you laugh enough for your money.

Showtimes: Movies 278

Ready to see The Watch? Then head over to Movies 278, 185 Metromont Road, Hiram. For more theater information and links to showtimes and pricing, click here or call 678-513-4400.

About this column: Brett Martin is a familiar face in the Atlanta area. He was the Entertainment reporter and Road Warrior for Fox 5 and Good Day Atlanta for many years (1999-2007). Brett continues to be a film critic and a member of the BFCA (broadcast film critics association). He has personally interviewed nearly every major movie star and academy award winning actor and actress over the past two decades. You can catch all his reviews and find out more about Brett on his two websites. His movie reviews can be seen at www.flickedup.com. His video production business, which specializes in online commercials, can be seen at www.brettervideo.com. If you have any specific questions contact Brett through his email. flickmeup@gmail.com or friend him on Facebook www.facebook.com/brettervideo. You can also follow him on Twitter at @imbrettmartin. Related Topics: Jonah Hill, McDonald's, Movies 278, Richard Ayoade, Vince Vaughn, ben stiller, dinner and a movie, and the watch

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